(God's announcements have reverb.) God: MOSES. MOSES: Somebody called? God: MOSES!! MOSES: Who is that? God: It's the Lord, MOSES. MOSES: Right ... Where are ya? What do ya want? I've been good. God: I want you to go to Pharaoh and tell him he must release my people who he hath enslaved MOSES: Right ... God: I will send various wonders which I will work upon the land and its people. MOSES: Right ... God: You are to go unto Pharaoh and cast the rod that is in your hand, and it will be turned into a snake. Then you will grab the snake by its tail and it will returneth unto a rod. Then you will place your hand into your bosom and it will become encrusted with snowy scales. And if he does not heed you still, you are to take water from the Nile and pour it upon the dry ground, for it will be turneth into blood. MOSES: Right ... Who is this really? What's going on? How come you want me to do all these weird things? God: I'm going to punish the land of Egypt. MOSES: Right ... Am I on Candid Camera? How are you gonna do it? God: I'm going to make it hail for a thousand days and drown them right out. MOSES: Right ... Listen, do this, you'll save water. Let it rain for forty days and forty nights and wait for the sewers to back up. God: Right... Narrator: A little while later. Moses pleads with Pharaoh several times, and each time, Pharaoh becomes more stubborn and makes the slaves work harder. God: MOSES! MOSES: What?? Whaddya want? God: I want you to go back to Pharaoh and demand he let the Hebrews go, one more time. No, two more times. No, Uh, three .. uh 4 .. 4 more times. That's it, go back to Pharaoh 4 more times. MOSES: I'm not ... God: Yes, you are. MOSES: Now I'm sick and tired of this. I've been working all day everyday like crazy (?) I'm sick and tired of all this. The whole neighborhood is making fun of me. I told one of my friends I'd been talking to the Lord and he laughed so hard he wet his pants. God: MOSES MOSES: Yeah? God: Listen. I'm gonna get you out of Egypt. MOSES: How are you gonna do it? God: By crossing the Red Sea. MOSES: Yeah? Right God: How long can you tread water, Moses. Ha ha ha. MOSES: OK. Lord, it's me and you, right? Cause I knew it, all the time, everthing is OK ...