Passover Seder (tune of Officer Krupke, from West Side Story, by Phil Trechak [2009])
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ANndOTmY0

Deeeeear Passover attendees,
Come listen to my plea
To bring to light some issues
Of Passover decree
We sit around the table
Content with status quo
So here's a list of
Things I wanna know

This Passover Seder, what is it about?
It makes me cast an eye to it of serious doubt
It's been in existence for thousands of years
Someday I hope it disappears
(Disappears!)
Disappears, disappears 
Each and every year
Like the ozone layer disappears

Deeeear kind and wise Elijah
You've got all us confused
The front door is wide open
Your cup is filled with booze
Your seat is sitting empty
It's gotten us depressed
Every year you're such a rotten guest

This Passover Seder, its outdated rules,
Has made all of us chosen people choose to be fools
We'd like to be gracious, but this is so wrong
Six hour dinners are too long
(They're too long!)
They're too long, they're too long
They're too gosh darn long
Like the Ten Commandments, way too long

Deeeear chosen leader Moses,
You've spoken with the Lord
To lead us through the desert
No yeast is our reward
You got us out of Egypt
And don't deserve this flap
But 40 years, man, couldn't you bring a map

This Passover Seder, it's earning my hate
I'm actually surprised at the low absentee rate
We use paper dishes and claim we've gone green
Deep down the truth is we don't clean
(We don't clean!)
We don't clean, we don't clean
Jews just hate to clean
We are all allergic, we don't clean

Deeeear author of Haggadahs,
You're fouling up my mood
There's way more than four questions
And what's up with the food?
We symbolize our freedom
By eating like a slave
Can't we eat and maybe just not shave

This Passover Seder, created in haste
This piece of Jewish history is served with no taste
Your rules that we follow, were made off the cuff
Someday the Jews will call your bluff
(Call your bluff!)
Call your bluff, call your bluff
Scream we've had enough
If we weren't so guilty we'd call bluff

Deeeear Mr. Manischewitz,
This Seder is your heist,
Your wine and cookie products
Are truly overpriced
Your prices keep on rising
And yet our income falls
You have got us by the Matzah balls

This Passover Seder, so hard to defend
It's tough for you to argue when the service won't end
You clean out your kitchen, the treif we dispose
Jews love to celebrate our woes
(All our woes!)
All our woes, all our woes
With our friends and foes
We're not happy till we share our woes

The trouble is we're Jewish
The trouble is we're stressed
The trouble is the story
That's so hard to digest
The trouble is the menu
Which hardly is ideal
Food so bad, we pray after the meal

Oh, Passover Seder, I'm down on my knees
I thought that being Jewish 
Meant no burgers with cheese
I realize it's hopeless and to my chagrin
Hey Passover Seder, you win!