Matzah Ball Tonight (tune of "Comedy Tonight") Barbara Sarshik and Andy Pike, copyright (c) 2010 Something historic, something caloric Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight. Tales that are thrilling, food that is filling Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight. Waters that part, great pyramids, Bring on the yentas, kvetchers and kids. Something neurotic, something melodic Singing of Hebrews taking flight! Matzah brei tomorrow, matzah balls tonight! Some yadda yadda from the haggaddah Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight So much to question, such indigestion Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight Hide your brioche, throw out your bread. Eat macaroons and matzah instead. Something observant, festive and fervent Praise Adonai with all your might! Matzah brei tomorrow, matzah balls tonight! Something enduring, see Grandpa snoring Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight Motzi and Kiddush, Hebrew and Yiddish Something for everyone, a matzah ball tonight Prayers to be prayed, songs to be sung Family and friends, the old and the young Something so Jewish, so Dayenu-ish, Thank God it all turned out alright! Matzah brei tomorrow, matzah balls tonight!