TUNE OF "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
By Phil Trechak (2008)

Soup and turkey all the same since I was a 1st grader
Bitter herbs on matzoh I'd be scared to serve Darth Vader 
Derma slices that your stomach calls the Terminator
These are just some things you'll find at our Passover Seder

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle I (Grapefruit squirted in my eye)

I knew I disliked Passover since I was just a lad
The kiddie table's where I sat til I's a college grad
But then one day an idea lit the light bulb in my head
We'd write some funny songs complaining "Who took all the bread?!"

Soup and turkey all the same since I was a 1st grader
Bitter herbs on matzoh I'd be scared to serve Darth Vader 
How is it we eat this meal and STILL thank our creator?
These are just some things you'll find at our Passover Seder

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle I (Who invented Matzoh Brei?)

So when the need for bread comes up there's no need for dismay
A mouthful of chopped liver drives your appetite away 
Just pour another heaping cup of maneschewitz wine,
Before you know it, you'll be drinking from Elijah's stein. Oh ...
Soup and turkey all the same since I was a 1st grader
Bitter herbs on matzoh I'd be scared to serve Darth Vader 
I've been told gefilte fish is really alligator, 
These are just some things you'll find at our Passover Seder

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle I  (Why is all the food so dry?)

The history of Passover is really quite a tale
That matzoh was originally substituted Braille
When Moses crossed the desert screaming let my people go
The rumor was that Egypt had just dropped their HMO

Soup and turkey all the same since I was a 1st grader
Bitter herbs on matzoh I'd be scared to serve Darth Vader 
Goofing on this holiday, does that make me a traitor? 
These are just some things you'll find at our Passover Seder

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle I (8 days of this, tell me why?)
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle I (Yeast is gone?  Call CSI)

So next time when the calendar says Passover is here
And your poor mind is focused on a bagel with a shmeer
Just think of how much joy this song has brought to you instead
And later on you'll realize that it's stuck inside your head

Oh, soup and turkey all the same since I was a first grader
Bitter herbs on matzoh I'd be scared to serve Darth Vader 
Better take your Zantac now or you'll pay for it later
These are just some things you'll find at our Passover Seder