Parody of America's Horse With No Name
  lyrics by Jim Propp-Gubin   
		Jim's performance suggestions:
	1) Make air-quotes while saying "fun"
	2) Speak: "Well well well" 

On the first part of the journey
I was carrying this unbaked dough
Because Moses said, I really mean it this time
Pharaoh's finally gonna let us go
The first thing we did when we stopped for a bite
Is we found some big flat rocks
We baked this bread that was oh so dry
Made us crave what we fed our flocks

I've been through the desert for a god with no name
And I kind of forget why we came
In the desert you're always dreaming of rain
And there ain't no storehouses bursting with grain
La la lalala la
Lalala la la
Dai dai daidadai dai
Daidadai dai dai

After two days in the desert sun
We were dying for some leavened bread
After three days in the desert "fun"
We were walking in the Red Sea's bed
Then the seawater flowed and it covered the road
Pharaoh's chariots sank like lead

You see I've been through the desert for a god with no name
And the scenery's always the same
I told Miriam that I was thirsty as hell
She just grinned at me and said [speak:] well, well, well!
Daidadai dai daidadai dai
Daidadai dai dai
Yuhbuhbai bai yuhbuhbai bai
Yuhbuhbai bai bai

After one month in the desert sun
I was looking like a giant prune
Then this crazy food fell right outta the sky
And it wasn't a day too soon.
I still miss all the meatpots from our slavery days
And those great handcrafted beers
But this manna's not bad, and it isn't as if
We'll be wandering in this desert for years...

You see I'm here in the desert with a god with no name
Got these pillars of cloud and flame
Aaron told me I gotta stick with the group
But I think we're starting to walk in a loop
Yeah I think we're starting to walk in a loop
(repeat and fade)