Under the Sea, from Disney's The Little Mermaid (Most steps of the seder) by Rabbi Howard Goldsmith (c) 2014 It's now the time of the seder (The seaweed is always greener) When it's almost time to eat (In somebody else's lake) We've just got a few small blessings (You dream about going up there) As we recline in our seats (But that is a big mistake) Just look at the plates around you (Just look at the world around you) Right here there's food to adore (Right here on the ocean floor) We'll bless the things that surround you (Such wonderful things surround you) Then food will come through that door. (What more is you lookin' for') First we bless wine (Under the sea) Wash so hands shine (Under the sea) Blessin' the Matzah (Darling it's better) With a nice bruchah (Down where it's wetter) Soon we will dine (Take it from me) First we just need to bless maror (Up on the shore they work all day) I know it feels just like a chore (Out in the sun they slave away) Eat sandwich of Hillel (While we devotin') Then ring dinner bell (Full time to floatin') Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) "Ba-rukh a-tah Adonai," (Down here all the fish is happy) Eh-lo-hei-nu King of all (As off through the waves they roll) "Ha-olam, the whole big world" (The fish on the land ain't happy) bo-rei p'ree ha-ga-fen. (They sad 'cause they in their bowl) "Praised are You, Adonai, our God" (But fish in the bowl is lucky) Ruler of the Universe (They in for a worser fate) Creator of fruit on vine. (One day when the boss get hungry) We're so close to that first course! (Guess who's gon' be on the plate) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Now we wash our hands (Nobody beat us) Wash away the sand (Fry us and eat us) Please pass the wine (In fricassee) Ba-rukh ata Adonai (We what the land folks loves to cook) v'tzi-va-nu al n'tee-laht (Under the sea we off the hook) ya-dai-ee-eem (We got no troubles) Our hands are clean! (Life is the bubbles) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Matza raised up high (Since life is sweet here) Blessing will fly by (We got the beat here) Yeah it is fine (Naturally) "Ba-rukh a-tah Adonai," (Even the sturgeon an' the ray) Eh-lo-hei-nu Meh-lekh (They get the urge 'n' start to play) ha-mo-tzee leh-khem (We got the spirit) me-een ha-a-retz (You got to hear it) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) "Ba-rukh a-ta God," (The newt play the flute) Eh-lo-hei-nu King (The carp play the harp) "ha-o-lam, a-sher" (The plaice play the bass) keed-sha-nu commands (And they soundin' sharp) v'tzi-va-nu al (The bass play the brass) ah-khee-laht ma-tzah. (The chub play the tub) Now we can take a big bite! (The fluke is the duke of soul) (Yeah) ((Yeah)) Now time for maror (The ray he can play) "Ba-rukh a-ta God," (The lings on the strings) Eh-lo-hei-nu King (The trout rockin' out) "ha-o-lam, a-sher" (The blackfish she sings) keed-sha-nu commands (The smelt and the sprat) v'tzi-va-nu al (They know where it's at) ah-khee-laht ma-ror! (An' oh that blowfish blow) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Sandwich of Hillel (When the sardine) Then ring dinner bell (Begin the beguine) Soon we will dine! (It's music to me) Zay-khehr la-meek-dahsh k'hillel. (What do they got' A lot of sand) Whatever that means! Sure it's swell (We got a hot crustacean band) Eat funny sandwich (Each little clam here) That went with no hitch (know how to jam here) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) "Matza ball soup, dear" (Each little slug here) Soon it will be here (Cuttin' a rug here) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea) Gefilte fish here (Each little snail here) On the small dish here (Know how to wail here) Then something hotter (That's why it's hotter) Fill up your water (Under the water) Ya we in luck here (Ya we in luck here) Nothing amuck here (Down in the muck here) Soon we will dine! (Under the sea)