Ten Little Egyptians (to the tune of "5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed") 
by Barry Kling, 2008


Ten little Egyptians playing in the mud  
All of a sudden, the water turned to BLOOD  
Moses said to Pharaoh, let my people go  
Or more plagues will come of this I know.    

Nine little Egyptians chopping up some logs  
When out of nowhere they were surrounded by FROGS  
Pharaoh said to Moses, I will not set you free  
No matter what your G-d does to me.    

Eight little Egyptians dressed up all nice  
Suddenly they were covered in LICE  
Moses said to Pharaoh, now do you see  
That our G-d wants you to set us free.    

Seven little Egyptians shopping for some treats  
And the store was overrun with WILD BEASTS  
Pharaoh said to Moses, I'll show you to my door  
And order you to build 10 pyramids more.    

Six little Egyptians playing on the farm  
The next plague came and to the COWS did HARM  
Moses said to Pharaoh, if you make us stay  
These plagues will never go away.    

Five little Egyptians talking to the royals  
When their skin was covered in ugly BOILS  
Pharaoh said to Moses, I really don't care  
Because I need your people here.    

Four little Egyptians reading their mail  
When from the sky it started to HAIL  
Moses said to Pharaoh, please understand  
All we want is our own land.    

Three little Egyptians give each other hugs  
Out of nowhere came a thousand BUGS  
Pharaoh said to Moses, not now not ever  
Your people will be mine forever.    

Two little Egyptians on a bench in the park  
When it started to get real DARK  
Moses said to Pharoah, why don't you see the light  
And let my people go tonight.    

One little Egyptian sleeping in his bed  
G-d came down and struck him dead  
Pharoah said to Moses, go on now be free  
And take your people away from me.    

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